I was getting bored with the long days sitting upon Marks desk watching him go about his daily routine (and lets face it, he's no oil painting). I decided I needed some excitement in my life. I had heard that I was not unique, I had a twin, but where could he be? I decided it would be my mission in life to find my twin brother no matter what.
I went to consult with my spiritual advisor, after a long discussion he suggested that I start looking for my twin in the small town of Whitton. I wasted no time in carrying my little chicken legs over to this town.
Mark was left devastated, where had his chicken gone?
Upon my arrival in Whitton a beautiful young lady approached me. "Excuse me" she said. "You are the most handsome chicken I have ever seen". Before I could even cluck a reply she grabbed me and started kissing me. "SCORE" I thought, Mark never used to give me this kind of attention. But just then I noticed something, could this be my first clue?
There was a sign that said WEST COAST USA.
Without no hesitation I started to make a run for it. "Where are you going" said the young lady. "I'm off love, it was nice to meet you" As I started to make my run I took a quick look back only to see her crying her eyes out. This poor girl, she had gained and lost the love of her life in only 2 minutes.
