Mr Sanchez in Arizona

Phoenix. It is a desert, so it never rains. And it certainly isn't cold.

That is the place for drug dealers on the run to hang out. Plus, where better than the American west for him to enlist a few heavies? Actually with the food they serve America in general is a pretty good place to enlist heavies, but Mr. Sanchez wanted the gun toting type of heavy.

And where do you find the local gun toting homicidal maniacs?

The post office.

But there is always a bloody queue there, and time is money.

So, where do you find the gun toting homicidal maniacs that have managed to escape from the post office?

The gun club.

Luckily, there was one nearby – the Scottsdale Gun Club. Carpark contains Hummers, check. Machine guns for rent, check (I would like to pay for the machine gun rental in cash. Don't mind the ink stains on the bank notes. Can you please hurry, the sirens appear to be getting closer). Antitank guns for sale, check. Kids smaller than some of the guns checking into the range, check.

No sooner had he made his way inside, had Mr. Sanchez found a gaggle of machine gun toting likely lads.

Err and a machine gun toting likely lass

Even a little time for Mr. Sanchez to get back in practice. Just like riding a bike, once you learn, you never forget.

Consider yourself hired, but remember you are paid AFTER the job is done

Things are looking up for Mr. Sanchez.